Movie spoof

Here is a spoof I made with my friend Chandler
Liquid Adgels

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Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi

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"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." - Willie Tyler
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Gadget may wreak traffic havoc - 10/26/03

Gadget may wreak traffic havoc - 10/26/03

What an interesting gadget! I always wondered whether they had something like this.
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Here's a great joke

A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's bar for some time, subsisting on scraps and occasional handouts from the bartender. One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attempted to follow Gabe through the back door. Regrettably, only the his body had made it through when Gabe slammed the door, severing the cat's tail at its base. This proved too much for the old creature, who looked sadly at Gabe and expired on the spot. Gabe put the carcass back out in the alley and went back to business.

The mandatory closing time arrived and Gabe was in the process of locking up after the last customers had gone. Approaching the back door he was startled to see an apparition of the old cat mournfully holding its severed tail out, silently pleading for Gabe to put the tail back on its corpse so that it could go on to the kitty afterworld complete.

Gabe shook his head sadly and said to the ghost: "I can't. You know the law: I can't retail spirits after 2:00 AM."

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Poor cat! :'(

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Till next post.
Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi


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"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." - Bruce Baum
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Russian

Well, I don't know how many of you knew this or not (oh and in case you were wondering this is an update)but I am taking a class for russian at a local collage (ACC Arapahoe Community Collage).
So this last monday i went to the first weekly class. It was pretty fun.
My teacher is a very interesting lady. As you would suspect she is from russia originally and was once a part of the communist party. I was kind of suprised, becuase she talked about alot more than just russian. But this was the first class and she was introducing herself alot of it. Besides that it's a two hour class, so I guess that gives her enough time to not have to go to fast anyway. There are six people in the class including me, so it's not a terribly large class. Most of them are adults, the closest to my age seems to be a collage student, who is taking the class becuase he is in the military and might possibly be deployed to Russia.

Well I need to get to school so, more about this later.

Till next post.
Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi

Stuff to do when watching Lord of The Rings

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"

3. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."

5. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way!"

6. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

7. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.

8. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

9. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

10. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"

11. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

12. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

13. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

14. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

15. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

16. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

17. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

18. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Till next post.
Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi

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"Death to Fanatics!"
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Good Joke

Most the time I don't like posting jokes becuase they aren't origional and my blog is mainly for you to come read things I've written. But becuase of the fact that I really haven't been writing anything for a while (sorry :( *smacks lazy self* ) I decided to post a joke. Besides that I find this one particularly funny.

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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.


This joke was sent to me from the joke-a-day ministries

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"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us." - James Truslow Adams
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(Isn't behoov the strangest word?!)
BTW I also get most of my quotes from joke-a-day ministries as well

Till next time.
Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi

Chandler's house

This week Chandler came to my house on Sunday. Yesterday me and my brother came to his house to stay overnight since it's my mom and dad's anniversary. We've been playing euchre with my dad (while we were at my house) and playing Gunbound and stuff. We also watched LOTR the king returns.

Yep, been havin fun.

thats all for now folks

Till next post.
Your faithful typer,
Yokanchi

Starbucks

Starbuck's coffee cup promotes homosexual agenda

This is an article all my readers should read. Starbucks has finally gone postal i guess. So much for them. It's too bad I shall have to give up starbucks. I guess the best part is the flavor of their drinks and thats the farthest it goes.

Till next post.
Your faithful Typer,
Yokanchi (Billy)

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"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone
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Here is another picture i took in Breckenridge, Enjoy.



Enjoy this funny joke now
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized why.........

we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them.


 

another nice picture 

Here's a Picture I took near the lodge where they had the wedding in Breckenridge 

Lazy

Yes I know I haven't been blogging nearly enough to keep anyone reading, and for that I'm sorry. I've been pretty busy lately. Between playing phone books and going to breckenridge and such, the only time I do get on the beloved computer I unfortunatly mostly spend it playing morrowind (a computer game i just got).
So here is my apology to all my readers (the few it may be).
I will try to post more often now.

Need something to read? Check out the new post on A Sad Tale


Till next post.
Your (not so) faithful typer,
Yokanchi

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone"
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Brekenridge

Yeah, I don't know whether i misspelled it or not, but anyway. Our whole family is going to Brekenridge for the weekend for a wedding for some people I don't even know. How am i going to a wedding where i've never met them before? Well, my dad is a pastor, and he will be preaching the wedding.

The parents of the people getting married are paying for a condo for our whole family to stay in for the whole weekend (which I think is pretty nice). So we'll be there till sunday.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words, here's a thousand word essay i took at youthgroup camp. BTW if you click on it it'll give you a nice full sized picture that i have on my background at the moment. 

Here's a camp picture 

Studies

While at camp i wrote some devotional type things that I will post be posting here. I wrote them during morning devotions for the most part.
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Poll

BTW thanks for voting in the last poll i put up, that will better help me know what content to put on this blog.

Your faithful typer,
Till next post.
Yokanchi (Billy)

Home from Camp

Update

Well I got home from camp on Saturday with Max, Sergey, and my brother.
Camp was great. I guess I'll talk about the first week first (the first week i was up there i mean), and then get to highschool week.

I was on a-team for the Jr high week and as an a-team member I washed dishes, changed trash and stuff a lot. Wasn't anything very interesting happened. I did ask a girl to the banquet because she was cool and wasn't going to be there next week, but its not like we did anything different since the a-team always sits together anyway lol. But that was pretty cool. We got to play in the surprise hours. I played in all of them even though i was really tired from staying up late most the time.

High school week

High school week was interesting, fun, wacky.
I didn't really like my counselor. As counselors there are three kinds 1)The worst idiots 2)The kind you don't remember next year and 3) The most awesome ones you remember forever!

unfortunately my counsilor fell into a category slightly below 2 to where I'll probably never remember him unless he actually uses that e-mail address i gave him. He was just a little too snobby, and couldn't take any advice, even though he had never been to TPBC before.
This year for highschool week we did some really awesome stuff, like hike old man mountain at night, and we also played capture the flag campwide at night. Me and Max grabbed our flags (personal flags) and ran off to get a good defensive position.
Turns out we grabbed green flags somehow and thought they were orange. So we hid on orange's side being perimeter guards, and then almost got out. After that we went and got the right ones so we were with our cabin again.
This year we stayed in maple grove, it was nice not having to walk to a shower house, but the bathroom is really awful and old in that one. It wasn't so bad but kinda dirty. Anyway, that was only the second time I've stayed in that cabin as a camper (that i can remember)

As for the banquet, I didn't ask anyone to the highschool week banquet, because i didn't really know anyone i wanted to ask, although i was going to ask a friend named Bekah right before we went in since i didn't know who else to go with. Unfortunately i didn't even get to sit with her and faith because i never saw them till we were already seated. But it was ok i guess.
We had ribs, corn, potatoes, and rolls.

Our cabin did a really funny skit where Danny interviewed three people, and then three other people (i was one) did the arms for them separately causing them all to have really funny gestures. Personally I thought our skit was the most funny.

At camp i made a whole lot of friends this year, i think it was the least shy year for me LOL.

and that's about all, oh yes. Our speaker was a guy from Alpha omega institute Dan Korow was his name. He was a really great speaker, unfortunately the missionary for this week was a really awful speaker and as a kid that took one year of speech class, I could even speak better than him. :( and so it really bugged me when he went on about the way they send their newsletter for about 5-8 minutes and then went back to talk about something he already covered. He also stuttered and had a deer-in-the-headlights look most of the time. (which can be really uncomfortable when you're the person he's staring at) Anyway, I thought to myself, if I was this unprepared for public speaking I would have declined the offer to be the missionary of the week, seeing as how you have to speak or do something for an hour a day.

Well there was this one game "battleship assassins" a new game which we played for surprise hour and I think it deserves some mention, since it was such a fun game. We had four teams and each team started by catching waterballoons launched with a waterballoon launcher from a nearby hill. That was the boring part, but then we really got a fun part. Each team had a captain who wore two Alka-Seltzer necklaces and there were buckets of water in the middle which each team's assassins used with little cups to try and get the other team's commanders who just sat on a chair getting wet. I was a guard and I blocked as much water as i could from getting on Nollin (who was our commander).

It was a great week of camp and that just about sums all the haps up.

Till next post,
Your faithful typer.
Yokanchi (Billy)

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"The MORE you sweat in training the LESS you bleed in battle."
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New Blog!!!!

I have created a new blog at http://www.adoorknobontheroad.blogspot.com
Please add this to your favorites and read often!
This blog will remain up, as i have only made this new one for stories.

Till next post,
Your faithful typer.
Yokanchi (Billy)

Camp

Well i'm off to camp tomorrow. I absolutly can't wait. And I hope it's going to be alot of fun.

Here is a link to their website, if you live in colorado and haven't been to this camp, by all means check it out. Its only the best in the state (at least, in my opinion) and if you haven't been there you are really missing out.

leave a comment, come to camp
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Your faithful typer.
Yokanchi (Billy)

TimesDispatch.com | Dog-spying technology is fairly simple to set up

TimesDispatch.com | Dog-spying technology is fairly simple to set up

aHa! finally a way to catch the bad beagles in the act! A way to dig some dirt on your doberman!
Doggy espionage!!

Looks like great fun!

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Your faithful typer.
Yokanchi (Billy)

Poll, what do you think of my blog?

Comment too!!

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Yokanchi (Billy)